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Palm trees against a darkening sky. This picture fills you with the sadness of a day coming to a close. Choices made, and forgotten about, but affecting your life all the same. Relationships ending, even though neither side realizes it yet.

I’m staring to run out of pithy remarks to masks about my photos. Insert something funny here. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something! Ha! Ba-dum-tisssss!

Fire! Fire in the sky! The end is nigh! Ah, wait, false alarm everyone. That’s just the sunset. Don’t worry.

For when you need to let people know it’s the end of the line.

Ever want to go out in nature but don’t actually want to BE out in nature? Is there no nature within walking distance of your house? This picture can be your nature away from nature!

This is my dog, he’s big and adorable and rather photogenic. We love him.

Sunset on the water. Almost a perfect place for a romantic escapade if all these annoying bushes weren’t in the way. Now I remember why I sit at home in my sweatpants all the time.

Sleepy boi. Wondering why I’m taking pictures of him.

Something interesting to note, here, that isn’t a tree line you’re seeing, that’s the sound waves caught for the first time ever of that tree on the left screaming.

Sun shines bright on the river tonight. Not a footprint to be seen. JK. There’s, like, five other people here, took some maneuvering to get a pic without them in it.

Look at those little hairs. Like the hairs on your arm. But raised. Raised in fear. But fear of what? Who knows.

Poor boy, he’s like, “what’s that small black box she’s holding over my face?”

Want that slightly rebellious vibe? Well, hows NO TRESPASSING NO LOITERING NO CAMPING for you?

Stacked rocks. Even better than our previous product Rock Laying Side By Side. Buy now with one click on Emu. You thought I was going to say EBay, didn’t you.

Another picture of my dog.

Want your viewers to feel like they’re crouching among the grasses? Have I got the picture for you!

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be a tiny person and run around like an ant? Well, do I have news for you. You ACTUALLY ARE a tiny person running around like an ant. The sky giants told me. They think we look funny.

Look at that, another picture of my dog

Daisy was working her angles and didn’t notice the bug on her face. No one told her. Still cute, though.

Today, we’re doing the hobby lobby challenge. But outdoors. With real plants. And I don’t have a face.

Don’t you just want to lean in and take a bite?!

Do you like to read, but don’t have any books to show for it? Right...you’re not kidding anyone. But, now you can, with this picture do books!

Feel regret as the flower stares disapprovingly down into your soul.

Cheerful and friendly. Likes long walks on the beach and sipping rosé. Dream hubby is a stay at home dad so I can pursue my dream job of working as a butterfly connections associate.

The angles sing as heavenly light defends upon the exalted car. Oh, wait, no, it’s just the huge glass ball floating in our sky. Nothing to worry about, here, folks.

Now, you can stare at the sun without going blind!

One woman’s, “eh, I’ll just throw everything in here” box is another persons “look at me I’m so crafty” box. Which are you?

Oh in the woods! There was a tree! The prettiest little tree that you ever did see! AND! THE! Treewasintheholeandtheholewasinthegroundandthegreengrassgrewallaroundallaroundandthegreengrassgrewallaround!

Two cars, chilling in a parking lot, ten feet apart cuz their not gay. Also, they’re no sentient.

Mmm, that sweet, sweet algae.

Feel at peace as you gaze out from this little cabin overlooking the ocean.

How would YOU describe this photo?

Chaotic order. You could blank out my little pieces of paper and add in your own notes.

Does life make you sad? Does it make you confused? Me three. May this chicken soup be soul for the picture.

Do you wonder what leaves taste like? If only you could reach into this photo to find out. Mmm, leaves... However, since we ALL know that’s DEFINITELY NOT possible, try a salad instead. You might be disappointed. But, hey, now you know.

What’s the worst thing you can imagine. Multiply that by ten. I hope it’s not this picture. That would be disappointing.

The New York skyline from inside a window! You can see the outside and a hollow reflection of the inside, leading you into your second existential crisis about the fleeting passage of life compared to the indifferent endurance of a picture.

Do you hate the color yellow? Do fields of flowers make your skin crawl? Does a blue sky positively ruin your whole day? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions than this picture is not for you.

When the aliens ask you to take them to your leader, show them this picture. No special reason, just as a favor. For me. Please.

Don’t you just want to scratch under his chin?

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Palm trees against a darkening sky. This picture fills you with the sadness of a day coming to a close. Choices made, and forgotten about, but affecting your life all the same. Relationships ending, even though neither side realizes it yet.

I’m staring to run out of pithy remarks to masks about my photos. Insert something funny here. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something! Ha! Ba-dum-tisssss!

Fire! Fire in the sky! The end is nigh! Ah, wait, false alarm everyone. That’s just the sunset. Don’t worry.

For when you need to let people know it’s the end of the line.

Ever want to go out in nature but don’t actually want to BE out in nature? Is there no nature within walking distance of your house? This picture can be your nature away from nature!

This is my dog, he’s big and adorable and rather photogenic. We love him.

Sunset on the water. Almost a perfect place for a romantic escapade if all these annoying bushes weren’t in the way. Now I remember why I sit at home in my sweatpants all the time.

Sleepy boi. Wondering why I’m taking pictures of him.

Something interesting to note, here, that isn’t a tree line you’re seeing, that’s the sound waves caught for the first time ever of that tree on the left screaming.

Sun shines bright on the river tonight. Not a footprint to be seen. JK. There’s, like, five other people here, took some maneuvering to get a pic without them in it.

Look at those little hairs. Like the hairs on your arm. But raised. Raised in fear. But fear of what? Who knows.

Poor boy, he’s like, “what’s that small black box she’s holding over my face?”

Want that slightly rebellious vibe? Well, hows NO TRESPASSING NO LOITERING NO CAMPING for you?

Stacked rocks. Even better than our previous product Rock Laying Side By Side. Buy now with one click on Emu. You thought I was going to say EBay, didn’t you.

Another picture of my dog.

Want your viewers to feel like they’re crouching among the grasses? Have I got the picture for you!

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be a tiny person and run around like an ant? Well, do I have news for you. You ACTUALLY ARE a tiny person running around like an ant. The sky giants told me. They think we look funny.

Look at that, another picture of my dog

Daisy was working her angles and didn’t notice the bug on her face. No one told her. Still cute, though.

Today, we’re doing the hobby lobby challenge. But outdoors. With real plants. And I don’t have a face.

Don’t you just want to lean in and take a bite?!

Do you like to read, but don’t have any books to show for it? Right...you’re not kidding anyone. But, now you can, with this picture do books!

Feel regret as the flower stares disapprovingly down into your soul.

Cheerful and friendly. Likes long walks on the beach and sipping rosé. Dream hubby is a stay at home dad so I can pursue my dream job of working as a butterfly connections associate.

The angles sing as heavenly light defends upon the exalted car. Oh, wait, no, it’s just the huge glass ball floating in our sky. Nothing to worry about, here, folks.

Now, you can stare at the sun without going blind!

One woman’s, “eh, I’ll just throw everything in here” box is another persons “look at me I’m so crafty” box. Which are you?

Oh in the woods! There was a tree! The prettiest little tree that you ever did see! AND! THE! Treewasintheholeandtheholewasinthegroundandthegreengrassgrewallaroundallaroundandthegreengrassgrewallaround!

Two cars, chilling in a parking lot, ten feet apart cuz their not gay. Also, they’re no sentient.

Mmm, that sweet, sweet algae.

Feel at peace as you gaze out from this little cabin overlooking the ocean.

How would YOU describe this photo?

Chaotic order. You could blank out my little pieces of paper and add in your own notes.

Does life make you sad? Does it make you confused? Me three. May this chicken soup be soul for the picture.

Do you wonder what leaves taste like? If only you could reach into this photo to find out. Mmm, leaves... However, since we ALL know that’s DEFINITELY NOT possible, try a salad instead. You might be disappointed. But, hey, now you know.

What’s the worst thing you can imagine. Multiply that by ten. I hope it’s not this picture. That would be disappointing.

The New York skyline from inside a window! You can see the outside and a hollow reflection of the inside, leading you into your second existential crisis about the fleeting passage of life compared to the indifferent endurance of a picture.

Do you hate the color yellow? Do fields of flowers make your skin crawl? Does a blue sky positively ruin your whole day? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions than this picture is not for you.

When the aliens ask you to take them to your leader, show them this picture. No special reason, just as a favor. For me. Please.

Don’t you just want to scratch under his chin?

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